Check out the
Fake AP Stylebook on Twitter. Good stuff. Sample entries:
- The distinction between "thee" and "thou" depends on which Ren Faire troupe you belong to, you big nerd.
- The numbers one through ten should be spelled out while numbers greater than ten are products of the Illuminati and should be avoided.
- If you do not have an interviewees' full title, use their most defining physical trait (e.g. "Alan Hayes, fat guy, said...")
- You may not say "no one could have suspected..." until you have interviewed everyone on planet Earth.
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